Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Life Lessons From A Pessimist

so, since I have absolutely nothing else to do, I'll write a few things about life.
  • Life sucks to a point.
  • Life is a curse and a blessing, sometimes everything sucks, but others it's epic.
  • When life gives you lemons add alcohol and have a party.
  • Life is full of choices, take the weirder one, it makes life more interesting.
  • Hair dye alone is a reason to live, having had my hair about 10 billion different colors, I would know.
  • Life is gonna suck sometimes. Just put your middle finger in the air and fix whatever is broken.
  • Life is short.
  • Oh, and I'm pretty sure the meaning of life is chocolate.
That's about all the life philosophy  I have for you today. Bye.

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