Sunday, June 17, 2012

Rant to Cover the Last Ten Days

So, I've been on vacation with Grandma while my parents go all over Europe, I didn't want to spend my time at Grandma's I actually asked my mom if I could stay at my best friend's house if her parents would say yes, but it was too late by then. So, I have been stuck hanging out with my brother and Grandma, and it's been 10 days, I have a hard time dealing with this kind of stress because both of them anger me, but I have to behave.
Beyond them angering me, I've been completely annoyed by the alarm in my room, it beeps with an extremely high pitched beep 3 times and then says which door is opened. This isn't quiet either, it's extremely loud and obnoxious.
Along with that, the door for this room squeaks obnoxiously, and it wouldn't have bothered me if Grandma hadn't pointed it out. Which gives me a moment where I'm like "Why!?"
And another complaint, I share this room with 34 porcelain dolls. If you do not know me you don't know that porcelain dolls and puppets are really creepy in my mind. So having 34 stare at me all the time is really disturbing!
More to anger me, I am a pessimist, my grandma is VERY optimistic and peppy. The woman is 60-something and still has more energy than I do with a Monster and multiple cups of coffee. And then she complains about my mom a lot. All I've wanted to do is yell any time my mother comes up as a subject, but instead I zone out and scream in my head.
And a final complaint, my grandmother has eight, you read that right, birds. They're loud and messy, and I don't understand why she would choose birds, at the moment the woman has multiple scratches and a nasty bruise on her arm.
I'm just glad today I go home where I can see my friends and finally hang out with someone I'm not related to.

Friday, June 8, 2012

My 10 Favorite Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hello world,  I am back. I guess today I'm going to write a series of goofy pick up lines, because I have nothing better to talk about.
  • If you were a sharpie, you'd be super fine.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you
  • I have a library card, mind if I check you out?
  • Dangit, there's something wrong with my cell phone! (what) Your numbers not in it
  • Are you a ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Oh I'm kidding, my name's ____
  • I can't think of anyone better to hide with in a zombie apocalypse.
  • You're like a dictionary, you give a meaning to my life.
  • I'm a fermata! Hold me!
  • If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.