Things I Will Never Get About Guys

So, this isn't exactly supposed to be me complaining, it's more me just saying that I don't get it. Alright, I'm complaining. But anyways, this is just a short list of stuff I always see with any guy.

• Why do you have to make sure I know you think my friend is hot? Even guys I've gone out with will point out a pretty friend, I don't get it, I don't want to hear about how my best friend has such a great butt. I don't really care!
• Why do you need to lie about what you've done? I've had guys try to say we made out, in all honesty, I've kissed two guys, yet guys I'm friends with (or not friends with) try to say we made out or we did something that never happened, why are guys gods to their friends if they're players? Girls call that being a slut!
• Why do you hide liking a girl? I'm probably the worst person to complain about this, especially since if they did a vision test for flirting, I'd be legally blind, I told my guy friend this and his response was, "I've known, you could have had so many boyfriends last year if you could see flirting." Now, as bad at picking up on flirting, I've actually had guys totally hide liking me. There was one guy who he and I hated each other for months, and one night at a youth group event he was following me around trying to be friendly, in my mind I was like, "what the heck!?" but later on that night on the was back to the church, he put his hand on my knee and said, "I've liked you since I met you." Of course naturally, my response was, "Hand. Off. Knee. Now." I should probably have been nicer, but in my mind I still hated him.
• Why do you pretend to like a girl who likes you? I've never actually experienced this one, but I always hear about friends complaining. It's really annoying, especially since I hate to hear that. Please, be honest.
• Why do you always ask how to do something? This I have plenty of experience on, to begin with my brother will be holding a box in his hand, with specific instructions, and he'll still ask how long on what temperature to cook something. Along with that, my ex once texted me asking how to make coffee, it's not difficult! Why can't you figure it out? I even once had the ex who asked how to make coffee, he asked how to write a thesis statement. He was a grade above me.
• Why are so many of you either jerks or pansies? I don't want to date a guy who treats me like crap, but I also don't want a guy who is more of a girl than me. If you cry during a movie, you're out. I can't even begin to list how many times I've had an awkward moment where I listen to music that is by far manlier than the stuff a guy listens to.

So, that's your little message from me. Good luck comprehending its awesomeness.

Spring Break

Hello Loves,
I apologize for not being on much this week. I have been oh so very busy with volunteering. I can't access Blogger/Blogspot on my phone, and so it's been hard for me to get online.
Although I've been out I will be Writing about spring break.
Here goes nothing!
-Lex
So for some odd reason people think they'll find their "true love" along with this they think they'll be non-stop partying and they'll be going crazy. I see none of this. In all honesty, spring break is usually extremely boring. I don't understand why people freak over it. Here we hardly do, possible because it's 24/7 on the beach. My week has been quite boring.
My spring break consists of volunteering with Mr. Science at my local rec center. I am not a kid person. I have been watching for serial killers at the front desk, an easy way to earn my hours. The most exciting thing I've done is make a duct tape "kick me" sign with some of the people I was working with. We also made a "junior counsilor" badge (yes, counsilor is supposed to be spelled wrong) and I claimed him as mine. I don't have much else to do. I had to find something, so naturally my day today consisted of making name tags, naming a kid a "junior counsilor" and watching for serial killers.
Unfortunately for you I must go, goodbye loves. I'll try to write again tomorrow.

25 Would You Rather Questios Survey

So, because I have no life and need something to write about, I am going to post my responses to a survey (I'll put a link at the end)

25 Would You Rather Questions

1. Lick a frog or lick a one dollar bill? Well, I don't want to like a one dollar bill because it's obviously been in a stripper's bra, and I do not want to know what else it could have made contact with. At least the frog would be covered in natural bacteria. So I would rather lick the frog.
2. Be a nerd and have friends that love you or be popular and have friends that hate you? Popularity is for losers, of course I'd rather be a nerd with epically amazing friends!
3. Dye your hair pink or eat raw hamburger meat? Since I wouldn't trust the hamburger meat in any way, and I've already fried my hair with so many colors of dye, I'd obviously choose to dye my hair pink, I mean I've already had a pink underlayer and teal streaks
4. Go naked to school all day or fail a semester? These both seem awful. I don't know which would be worse. I guess since I do have the option of taking classes online if I do fail, then I'm probably better off failing a semester.
5. Have a nice nerdy boyfriend or have a hoot jerk boyfriend? Jerks like popularity, who wants that!? I would rather the nerd! I mean really, unless they were a pansy, then I'd rather not date.
6. Have swine flu or not be able to move for a year? Is this really a question, of course I'd rather have swine flu. I am far too ADHD for not being able to move!
7. Be a hobo or be in jail for a year? My dad's nickname from when he was a kid was hobo. I would rather be my dad.
8. Have a random one night stand or have to take a homeless man anywhere he wants to go for a year? I'd hang out with the homeless man! That would be great!
9. Wear overalls for a month or not take a shower for a month? They'd both be equally horrible. I guess I could accessorize the overalls better, and not have to deal with greasy hair.
10. Not be able to google or not be able to sleep for one day? I'd take the freaking 24 hour challenge of no sleep! I could do that!
11. Have to be on crutches to get around or have to kiss the grossest guy you know? I know some gross guys, I'd rather be on crutches.
12. Have to read a 500 page book in 1 day or have to do 500 pages of civics work in 1 day? I already read for fun, of course I'd rather read! I mean Ellen Hopkins and J.K. Rowling write 500 page books! That I can do!
13. Watch a marathon of mash or have to watch the food network all day and not eat? Not eat for a day... The horror! I'd rather watch the marathon of the show I know nothing about
14. Be in a movie or help the needy? The needy, movies cause fame, and fame doesn't seem like fun. There's no privacy, and I'm actually quite private.
15. Build a house or eat a worm? Can I cook the worm? Or at least kill it? Who am I kidding, I'd rather eat the worm, I'm far to lazy to build a house.
16. Create a survey or create a poll? Am I seriously getting this as a question? I guess the poll because it's a matter of asking a multiple choice question.
17. Not be able to talk to the opposite sex for a year or be in your room for a year? Since I already prefer to stay in my room most of the time, I'd probably prefer to be stuck in my room.
18. Not able to watch tv or not able to listen to music? I barely watch TV as it is! I'd rather lose my TV.
19. Have to drink orange soda for the rest of your life or just eat pasta for the rest of your life? Since I don't really like pasta, I'd rather the soda, although I hope I'd be able to drink water every so often.
20. Go to college or go to the marines? Obviously I'd be better off in college. I'd pick that.
21. Get married or have a baby? Can I just say neither? No? I'd rather get married. No offense to those of you who love children, but I'm not a kid person.
22. Launch a website or be a CEO of a company? I'd rather be working on a website, it seems like more fun.
23. Not be able to watch your favorite movie or not be able to watch your favorite show? I'd probably choose not watching my favorite movie.
24. Be able to play an instrument or be a star for nothing? I'd rather be able to play an instrument, I like my privacy.
25. Not be able to eat chocolate or not be able to drink coke? I love chocolate, I can easily live without coke. I would definitely keep the chocolate. I am a girl, chocolate is good. Chocolate is beautiful.

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What I HATE About Texting

Today, I feel like making a blog post about what I hate about texting. Even though I text all the time, over 10,000 times a few months ago (although I've cut back) I don't like to text. I only do it because that's the only way to get a hold of anyone I know at any time. So, my list of what I hate about texting:

• Spelling and Grammar: "Lyk r u at the skool yet?" The person who came up with this should be tied upside down by there ankles and have their wrists slit. Okay, maybe that's just a little extreme, but I hate it. And it's not just on text. It's in e-mails, it's on Facebook, some people even on the bathroom walls! It's a disease! It's a common problem that is rarely diagnosed, badspellingandgrammaritis. It's really just bad.
• Acronyms: Even I have done this, and I feel bad for it. But I'm not ass bad as some people. "GTG BRB ROTFL LOL!" I hate that. So much. Some people should have their faces punched in. I'm sorry for the violence, I just really hate it. A lot.
• Time: Okay, so here's the problem, by the time you've sent you're text saying "k" about ten minutes after I sent a 3 page message about something important, you and I could have had a real conversation. Ten times. It's ridiculous. I hate when I sit for Ten minutes because I want to know your opinion on something time-sensitive and I get a one word text.
• One Word Messages: This angers me. Why even text me if you're going to just say "cool" or "k" every time I say something. If you send one word I will most likely try to end the conversation. I am guilty of one word messaging, but it's usually because you started sending stuff that's annoying and I'm trying to say "go away!"
• People Who Hide Behind Text: Why, just why. Some people just can't get the guts to fight in person. If you're gonna fight with me, then go up to me and say what you need to say. I don't like fighting to begin with (no debating is not fighting, I like to debate if you have a clue what you're talking about) but I'd rather fight in person. If you text me saying some lame insult then don't even text me. The only time I fight over text is if you a) won't see me in person, and b) I have a legitimate reason.
• Miscommunication: I don't know if everyone becomes an idiot when they text, but no one gets any information right. It's pure stupidity. Why doesn't anyone get it. Really. It's just purely annoying.

If you do any of this regularly. Start now making an effort to stop before I send my guard platypus to attack you.

Why is the President Paid Less Than a Football Player?

Today, I sat in class, of course I wasn't paying attention, but I was thinking of what to write today. I thought for a long time and couldn't think of anything.
Well, at dinner Alex, my football obsessed younger brother, decided to look at an article online about the homes of football players. Which sparked my dinner conversation and this blog post.
At dinner Alex showed my mother the article and the players had houses costing multiple millions. I couldn't believe it! I soon had an interesting debate with the boy and of course he believed they were paid an appropriate amount for what they do.
A football player is paid to play football and stay fit and healthy. Then on certain Sundays they go out and play games. Obviously this is a difficult job, but why should they be making so much. A construction worker makes approximately $46,000 per year which I just looked up online. My brother's argument was that a football player is working brutally, so is a construction worker, and they accomplish something!
The president is supposed to run the country. According to Wikipedia the president makes around $400,000 a year. Why is it that the president makes less, actually about 9% of presidents have died from assassination (4 out of 44) I researched the number of football players who had died on the field, there have been ten professional players to die while on the field.
A surgeon is supposed to save lives and make life easier. A surgeon makes an average of $308,000 per year. They are working hard and have been training for years to save your life, paying $120,000 to $500,000 for their degree! I researched that too.
Bill Gates has millions was one of my brother's debates, and my response was that he contributes to society outside of entertainment. Computer technology runs the world, and there's more to it than being able to read this blog, or go on Facebook. A football player's only true contribution to society is entertainment.
I've yet to see the reason why a football player is paid so much.

Anger...

Have you ever had one of "those days" where you would love to punch someone, not any specific person, just punch someone, or where you'd like to just scream at the next person you see. That's today for me.
As I've said in the past, I'm extremely intolerant.
As I'm writing this I already have a headache. That's what happens when you have a younger brother. People of the world be warned: any boy 13-14 thinks that they are number one and that they can get whatever they want because they're a little bit bigger. My brother for example is about the same height and 10 pounds heavier than me. Although he is convinced he is twice my size.
Patience is not my strong suit. Never test me. Ever. I don't have any patience whatsoever. I am completely intolerant. I'm not even going to lie. I have absolutely no patience and no tolerance.
I should find a way to control this, but really, I don't feel like it.
I would type more but it's a bit late.

Coffee

For those of you who don't know me, I have an unnatural love for coffee.
I mean I really love coffee. Everyday I go to school with a huge cup of coffee, and I drink real coffee. I like my coffee like I like my men, strong and rich. I don't drink pansy coffee.
I love the taste of coffee, it's amazing. I take my coffee and I put a very small amount of vanilla Almond Milk.
The energy boost is important. Especially when you wake up at 6:45 in the morning to go somewhere you don't want to go, to learn stuff you will never use, to spend thousands of dollars to go to college, and get a degree you don't need, for a job you don't like. And since this is obviously tiring, more when you're up past midnight doing stuff for school you obviously are going to be exhausted. Why do teachers assign so much work, and after complain about how tired we all are. Of course we're going to be tired in the morning. I mean even when I get my work done at 7:00 I can't get to sleep until 1:00 just because I can't make myself sleep. Coffee is the only thing between me and passing out in the middle of English.
I can honestly say I am a caffeine addict. I see no problem with it though.

Now: your assignment for the day is that if you have not had a cup of coffee get a cup of coffee. For extra credit, drink a second. If you have already had coffee today, or even a second cup, then congratulations, you are an overachiever.

What I HATE About Facebook

Today, I am making a list of complaints about Facebook. I use it all the time, but I don't really even like it!

• Friend Requests: Look, if I don't really know you all that well why should I add you? Then if I don't you get offended and make me feel bad
• "Like" Pages: There are pages to press like and like a quote that's supposed to be a "like" page. Also, why did they make it into "like"pages, what was wrong with Fan Pages? And now you can't look at real pages for half of them!
• Groups: Well, actually POINTLESS groups. I don't mind being in the group on Facebook for Latin or Chorus, but don't send me an invite for a group called "FrEaKs" I don't care, or "ANIME LOVERS" I got invites for those groups, I don't even watch anime! What am I supposed to do in a fan group for anime?!
• That Whiny Girl Always Talking About Love: There's always that twelve year old girl who always talks about love, I'm sorry but you're twelve, and I don't want to hear about how you "love" your boyfriend and how you think you'll be together forever! You need to stop texting your boyfriend on your iPhone 4 and watch a Disney movie or something because you are acting like you're 17.
• That Girl Who Always Tries To Fight: There's always some girl who tries to add you and start saying stuff, and they never have the guts to do it in person. I've told people off in person, I hate hiding behind Facebook or texting. If you can't say it to my face then leave me alone.
• Nobody Uses Correct Grammar: I'm one of those people who will correct every misspell in your status, and really how much time are you saving by typing with horrible grammar and spelling. It's ridiculous.
• When Girls Put Trashy Pictures Up With an Unrelated Quote: Look, you in the mirror wearing a bikini has nothing to do with that depressing yet meaningful quote under it. It's so annoying. I can see if you put a picture of you dressed as Marilyn Monroe for a party and put a quote by her or if you put up a picture of the author of the quote, or if you made the quote around when the picture was taken, but if you put a quote with the picture then make it related.
• Constant Layout Changes: I have been using Facebook since February 2008, I was good with the original layout where you could see a chat box and all your applications, but now it's not even close to that, I hate the new layout. I really do. They've changed everything, there's only one thing I want, and that's the "dislike" button.

That's just a short list of complaints about Facebook.
I may do something else soon.
Oh and a new quote "Honey, you change your relationship status more that Facebook changes it's layout"

Amazing Facts To Enlighten You

Because I am bored, with nothing to do on a Friday night other than read OMG Facts and text people, I feel like educating you all.

• Hitler was so fond of animals, that while people were eating he would thoroughly describe how they were slaughtered.
• The Milky Way tastes of raspberries and smells or rum.
• It would take over 30 years to count to a billion.
• Eccentric people live longer.
• Ben Franklin wrote a paper about farting.
• The shell of a cashew is toxic, much like poison ivy.
• The Earth gains 100kg everyday due to cosmic weight.
• Chips are extremely flammable!
• If you tell the people who make Tootsie Pops how many licks  it took to get to the center, you can get a certificate
• A woman accidentally scammed Nigerian scammers, and didn't even know it
• The color red is proven to make you hungry.
• Elton John attacked Iggy Pop while wearing a gorilla suit
• Akon's name was originally "Auline Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam"
• Both of the actors who played th Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.

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Happy Pi Day!

Today is the lovely 3.14. And in my math class we had a celebration. My teacher told the class, "Wednesday, the 14th is pi day. A celebration of all things math! Which, as we all know, everything is math, so we're going to have a party!"
This is on of my favorite teachers for a reason. He's pretty insane.
So last night, late at night, I of course made blueberry muffins. My excuse, "Well, blueberries are round, and so are muffins, and the container is round, and when you measure something round you usually use pi."
I know, a little out there.
After class I got to chorus and I was asked by several people for muffins. I had 3 muffins...
I was like, I'm sorry! I don't have anymore...
And now I'm having this amazing tea thing... I don't know what it's called, but it's  delicious!
Now, I must leave and kill my brother's friends...
So here's a picture of a squirrel with a cup of coffee.

Life Lesson: Baking Can Easily Become an Extreme Sport

So, I decided at 10:00 at night to make muffins. I made them, and as I was about to put them in the oven I realized something. There was a casserole dish in the oven. The oven was at 400 degrees Fahrenheit. And my counters were quite cold. I placed the dish on the counter and all of a sudden it shattered! I jumped away and said, "Darn Ninjas always out to get me!" Sort of quietly, I mean really, if the ninjas did hear me it would not be good. And of course the first thing I did was text my friend about it. I know, such a teenage girl.
After this I continued on with cleaning up and placing my muffins in the oven. I was at this point texting and cleaning. I checked inside the oven and what do I say when I see they are baking very well, "Sexy!"
When I bake, it is quite an interesting experience. Especially with rock music being what I listen to when baking. Usually I like to play death metal, this time it was more along the lines of Bowling for Soup and Greenday.
Also, a shout out to my dad, who keeps trying to say I didn't know today is his birthday. Happy birthday dad!

And a happy early Pi Day to us all! 3.14

Tolerance

Taking a lesson from me in tolerance is like taking a driving lesson from Hellen Keller.
Horrible idea.
So, I'm obviously not telling you about how to be tolerant or how tolerant I am. I'm more just saying how the world needs to grow a brain. Then, and maybe then, I'll be able to speak to someone. For now, I just suck royally at communication. Not that I can't talk about anything, more that I hate listening to minuscule problems that in reality, don't matter.
Obviously, I don't like listening to people and their problems. Believe me, I'm not an advice column, although my friend seems to think that's what I am.
I hate listening to relationship problems most of all. I'm not a relationship person, I don't have anything to help you, I don't like to hear about it, so why of all people would a person come to me for relationship advice. Really. I'm not sympathetic at all, chances are what you'll get from me is some sarcastic answer. People seem to think I'm funny, but in reality I'm actually pretty mean. I guess sarcasm really is the way to insult idiots without them noticing.

Rain

Today, I woke up to rain pouring outside.
I love and hate the rain
I love it because it's a place to go outside and feel like everything is being washed away, all the bad in your life is gone and you're clean and free, it's an amazing place to dance and sing. I love it because you get a refreshed feeling. When you're with friends, it's an amazingly cliché place to be. It's cold and everyone's makeup runs and you're able to just laugh at yourselves. My absolute favorite, and I'm not usually a romantic, but this is fun, is getting caught in the rain with a guy you're into and kissing, it's just an amazing thing to do.
I hate the rain too. I hate it because I can't get places, I can't go to the pool. My parents aren't really into me going out in the rain because it's cold and wet, and my mother doesn't want me sick. So, it's forbidden, and twice as appealing of course.
I know this is a short blog, but I wanted to get something out today.

This is Going to be an Interesting One

I've just recently started to notice a trend when I speak to my mom. To begin with, if I mention a guy she asks if I like him, and if I hang out with a guy, she asks if we're going out or if I kissed him. In fact, I went to church camp over the summer in Daytona Beach, well the week before I broke up with my boyfriend because he live 45 minutes away. And so what did my mom ask when I got home "how many boys did you kiss?" My respnse, "none..." and she said, "Oh I thought you broke up with him because you wanted to be a free woman at camp."
I don't really get into relationships and such. In fact, I hate going on dates. My mom though, seems to think I'm boy crazy. I like guys, obviously, but I don't really like dating.
I've never really seen dating as a priority. I mean I've dated but I don't complain about being single. I feel free when I'm single.
I like to be myself, no pressure to be the "girlfriend" type. I'm just not the girly, trophy wife type. I know a lot of girls who I won't be shocked if they become trophy wives. I mean all they care about is their boyfriend and shoes. What's my favorite saying, "Honey, I've had hair colors longer than your 'relationship.'"
I don't think I heard that anywhere, I tried finding a picture on Google Images, but I couldn't find the saying.
I made my own. From a picture on Google Images.

But really. To me, teenage love and relationships, they're not real. I'm not really sure if I believe in romantic love. I don't really care. I have had friends tell me I "need" a boyfriend, I just say, "I need a boyfriend like a fat kid needs cake." I'm a very sarcastic person if you haven't learned by now. I enjoy having these traits. It makes life far more entertaining. That and that my emotions are: bored, angry, happy, sarcastic, and FOOD!
Well, feel free to write your opinions in the comment section. Good day, I say good day sir!

Quote

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

This is probably my favorite quote of all time. I don't know why but I feel like I should write about it. I see it as an honest truthful thing. I've had a lot of friends in my life and it's in the tough times you learn who actually is there for you. Marilyn Monroe made a wonderful statement with this quote, and there are other quotes I've seen that are absolutely inspiring, but this one speaks to me, and since I've heard it, it has. When I see it or hear it, it's a reminder that I don't need to listen to people's crap. I have had friends who basically if something was wrong, they went missing, and I was there for them, but they where never there for me.
I am always reminded that if a person is truly a friend then they are there, through the good and the bad. and like Marilyn stated "if you cant handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." If someone isn't going to be there for you when things suck, then they don't deserve to be there at all.
So, even though I don't have that many views, let's get a discussion going. Comment on what this quote says to you, or what another quote may say. Feel free to share. 

Teenage Love, Marriage, and Children

I feel today a need to write about my opinion on teenage "love" to begin with I hardly believe in romantic love. I believe it's a ton of hormones. I apologize to the romantics who disagree. Yes, I date, but no, I don't truly believe in love. I get so sick of hearing girls talk about how they're "in love." Especially when they've not been with the guy for long.
I know some people think love is real. And who knows, maybe it is, I guess I'm just heartless as some say. To me, I'd be happy, relationship or no relationship. I don't want kids, and I don't know if I want to get married. I get told by a lot of people that it's "wrong" or "sad" that I have no want for children, but the thing is, no one molded me to become a mother. It's a trend I've seen with my friends. The friends who's mothers have trained them to have kids in the future, they want children, they want to be housewives. The friends who's mothers allowed them to form their own opinion either only want one kid or don't want kids at all.
From the time I was young I've never wanted children. I was the little girl with a pink dress and pigtails cutting her dolls' hair off. I find this hilarious! I never in my life have said that in the future I want children. It's just not. My dad hates my opinion, and thinks that I'll miss out on the "best" part of my life, but I don't want that. I don't even want pets really. I'm the type who would almost rather be "forever alone"
I guess you can see I'm not exactly normal. It's a well known fact though.
I found the pic on FB

Beauty

Today, I received an invite for a Facebook event: "Most Beautiful Teen Contest"
It seems like nothing and it's really very dumb. But there were THOUSANDS of people attending. I saw it and laughed. Not at the contest itself, well a little at the contest, but at the fact that every girl had makeup caked on. Beauty comes from within, not from having perfect hair and makeup. I don't look at appearance when I'm choosing my friends, I just say "hi" and see if they're tolerable. I am human though so of course I notice looks, but I don't think of how they look as a judgment. I'm not saying makeup and hair products are bad either, heck, I'm one of the most guilty of all when it comes to wearing too much makeup or frying my hair with dyes and flat irons. Makeup and hair products though, should only be used to make yourself happy. If you don't like doing hair and makeup like I do, then don't spend an hour on it, no one will care, and if they do, that's something wrong with them. I started wearing makeup at eleven as a confidence booster, and I liked wearing it. But it's like athletics, you have to like it to do it.
Also, girls out there, making the "Am I ugly" videos, you're beautiful in your own way, and the internet isn't a place to ask about how you look because people are so cruel about appearances.
In reality, true beauty starts with inner beauty, so if you are beautiful on the inside, then eventually you'll be beautiful on the outside. The women who are the most beautiful now, were the nerds in high school, and the women who are low class, a lot of them were the cheerleader types. So it's not a bad thing to want to be beautiful, you just have to remember, you are no matter what, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Getting Political Here: Insurance and Birth Control vs. Viagra

Today's topic was brought to my attention by my friend (who's basically my sister) Maddox
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a bit controversial, I am talking about Viagra and birth control.
I myself am a Christian, and a virgin, I don't take birth control, because right now I have no use for it. I do find it wrong, however that a man can get Viagra, Ciallas, and others all he wants, this began basically the moment they were FDA approved. In an ironic way, the use of Viagra is the exact reason why a woman needs birth control unless she's gone through "the change" but really, how often do you think that's where the usage is. Sandra Fluke, a woman studying law at Georgetown tried to work towards these rights, and by Rush Limbaugh she was referred to as "everything but a white woman," to quote Suzy, Maddox's mom. At one point Limbaugh made a vulgar statement: "If we are going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. And I'll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we all can watch.” The comment made was extremely crude and inappropriate.
A reason they are using to avoid coverage for women's contraceptive is it may offend the Catholic church. In a country where we are granted the "freedom of religion" we are not gaining our full rights. I myself believe that if you don't like something, then don't pay attention to it, for example, you don't like Black Sabbath, fine that's great, don't listen to them and let the rest of us listen in peace. If you want something though, you need to ask for it. What women are doing is asking for birth control, which is a need.
Cafferty stated "Viagra is used to treat a medical condition, erectile dysfunction. Birth control is a lifestyle choice." But birth control isn't just a lifestyle choice, it's used to treat a variety of disorders men couldn't begin to understand. Viagra is by far more of a life style choice, sex is not a need, it's more of an urge.
To finish this post, at this unholy hour of 1:37AM on a school night, I'll leave you with another quote from my talking to Suzy "Men run the world! As long as they do, the blue pills will be free, and pink ones ($50+ per month the cheapest generic) will cost a girl more than the flowers or shoes she really desires and deserves!"
Sources:
Suzy
CNN information
New York Times
MSNBC
Fox News

A Very Serious Topic

Today I have a very important message to get across:
Dear boys,
I must say, it is most definitely not "sexy" when you decide to wear your pants at your knees. And us girls, we don't like it. If you are one of those guys who "sag" then you should go to the store and buy a belt at this very moment.
It does not make you "gangsta" when you sag, it actually means you're a homosexual. You see this trend, it was started in prisons in the early 90's. The point of it was so that men in prison would know who was gay and who was straight, straight men kept there pants where they belong, gay men would sag to let everyone know they were "open for business"
So to the boys who find it so hip to sag, please, stop.
Love,
The girls of the world
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Finally, I Have Seen Harry Potter

It may seem a shock to you. but before today, I had never seen Harry Potter, although I had read enough My Life Is Average to understand the jokes, I had never seen it. So this lovely day I finally looked, and I must say, it was fantastic. I laughed when my friend (who is a complete Twitard) said she didn't like it, She and I are complete opposites, she's pink, I am most definitely not, she's girly, not me, she is boy OBSESSED, I am not. She is my dear friend Maddox, and she is like my sister, I call her my sister, and my parents even consider her a second daughter. But anyways, back on topic. I have to say, I definitely prefer Harry Potter to Twilight, Harry Potter is about these kids actually doing something and accomplishing something, they're productive. Twilight is about sitting around and letting your "vampire" boyfriend do all the work. I mean really, he lives in the woods, he sparkles, how can he possibly be a vampire. Also, to put reality into this, although Harry Potter isn't any more realistic than Twilight, Twilight is just ridiculous, all of the stories about vampires disprove Twilight being about vampires, for one they're dead, therefore they cannot reproduce, eat other's food, or basically any of the other stuff involved.
So a message to Stephanie Meyers:
Please, discontinue writing, I mean seriously. It's not right.
Now, I cannot say Harry Potter is any more realistic but at least it has strong leading characters and a more positive message, I mean really. And also, has anyone else ever read My Life Is Twilight, it's just sad "Today, I realized my hair is brown like Bella's. MLIT" If you are submitting posts that are pro-twilight to that website, then you need to be placed in front of a computer with My Life Is Average in order to fix everything wrong with you. You will learn the way.
Now, since I've been ranting for far too long, I say good day.

What I've Learned in 15 Years

1.) Don't let anyone tell you what your dreams should be.
2.) Sometimes saying goodbye is what you need to do to survive.
3.) Word choice is important, if you say the wrong thing once, then you may lose a dear friend.
4.) If someone is only around when life is good, they aren't good enough for you.
5.) This is life, never take it too seriously, because in the end, we're all gonna die anyways.
6.) If you're 14, you're too young to cry because of some idiot boy.
7.) The best memories aren't the ones that cost hundreds of dollars to create, they're the ones that just happen, like dressing up as a fairy and running around at Walmart.
8.) When you make a mess, be ready for your mom to yell at you until you clean it.
9.) Never let someone tell you who to be, because obviously the don't really like you if they want you to be different.
10.) Your English teacher will not appreciate being called "man"
11.) Sometimes the best thing to do is take a deep breath, count to ten, and walk away.
12.) Don't let someone get to you, it can only end badly.
13.) You have 2 choices, take the short cut and get there faster, or take the scenic route and make memories.
14.) “Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.” -Will Smith
15.) It may seem cool to act like an idiot, but if you are smart now, you'll get a few years of crap for being a nerd, but you'll be living the good life later on.

Wow. Just Wow.

I never was a relationship centered person, I have had all of two relationships. I suck at relationships. I hate dates, I hate commitment, and I can't stand stupidity. I broke up with ex # 1 because when you're 14, you just can't manage having a boyfriend who lives 45 minutes away. Ex #2 wasn't quite as easy. He and I met in class and became close friends, and one day he and I were joking around and he kissed me. After that we had a thing where we were half way going out, for most of the month of December we were going out, and after we went back to the half way going out phase, I would say I was probably more towards the not wanting a legitimate relationship thing to be honest, he was nice but he would say how he wanted a girlfriend and stuff, and in all honesty I was content with not having a real relationship, it made me feel like I wasn't overly committed.
Like I said, I suck at relationships. I liked him a lot though but after a while I couldn't keep a conversation anymore, so one night my friend(who is going out with his best friend) and I texted him and her boyfriend a joke kind of thing to mess with them. And so when he only replied negatively, I blew up with rage. I told him I wasn't his... whatever it was anymore, I didn't even want to be his friend. I said bye and now I get the struggle of getting back my stuff.
Moral of the story: well there are two.
1.) Relationships suck, stay away from them.
2.) Always get your stuff back before ending it. It's easier that way.
And a message to mom and dad who are probably reading this: Yes, I know this is up on the internet forever, no I don't care.

Opening Post

Why hello there boys and girls.
Wow, that was idiotic.
Anyways, I'm Lex, and I am a 15 year old girl who lives in Florida, I am in the ninth grade, although I don't act like any of those idiotic freshmen. I have a delightful group of friends, who border on insanity. I live my life how I want it. I don't listen to other people's bs, because really, why should I. If you don't agree with me, I always love a good debate, just make sure it's worth while, and try to hold an intelligent conversation. I will warn you now, I am an INTP personality, that means I'm Introverted, iNtuitive, Thinking, and Perspective. This is according to the Myers Briggs Personality test, and I find it quite accurate, I am not a relationship centered person, and I hate, I meant hate, feelings and emotions, which truly shocks my ENFJ and INFJ parental units. I don't really feel like explaining all that so have fun, search it if you wish.
Off the topic of Meyers Briggs, I promise, there will not be any obsessive shoe blogs where I talk about the color pink and floral patterns, I feel it necessary to announce that I'm actually a bit on the political side, but only if it has to do with something important to me. Such as SOPA, that is idiotic and violates the rights stated in the first amendment listed in the Bill of Rights. Wow, I feel like I'm speaking Lawyerese, as my insane math teacher calls it. By the way, my social life is like my iPhone, I don't have one. I like my Blackberry, I don't like Apple products. I feel like a nerd now, wow.
Continuing, more useless crap about me, I love drawing and painting, and I am a chorus kid, I love computers and learning about them, I am a little nerd. Oh, and if you decide to comment, I request you make at least an attempt at decent grammar, I am thoroughly annoyed when people type incorrectly.
Okay, well this is, by far, too long. Bye