My 10 Favorite Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hello world,  I am back. I guess today I'm going to write a series of goofy pick up lines, because I have nothing better to talk about.

• If you were a sharpie, you'd be super fine.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you
• I have a library card, mind if I check you out?
• Dangit, there's something wrong with my cell phone! (what) Your numbers not in it
• Are you a ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
• Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Oh I'm kidding, my name's ____
• I can't think of anyone better to hide with in a zombie apocalypse.
• You're like a dictionary, you give a meaning to my life.
• I'm a fermata! Hold me!
• If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.