My Autobiography for Algebra

My teacher requested my class write autobiographies for class. Here's mine.

I'm Lexi and I have lived in seven states and I currently have two dogs, a fish, a brother, and my parental units. I am sixteen and I swing dance, sing, and thoroughly enjoy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mickey Mouse and love to read. That's the most interesting bit about me I'm willing to share with people I barely know, so I will finish my paper with a story about giraffes.

One day, Tom the giraffe was eating grapefruit with his friend Paul. Paul didn't like grapefruit though so he asked Tom what the joy of grapefruit possibly could be. Tom was appalled by the thought of one not loving grapefruit. He broke into a song and dance routine about grapefruit and its tangy tart flavor with its beautiful red color and sticky juice. Paul was beginning to grasp the concept of Tom's love for grapefruit and then Tom convinced Paul to fall in love with grapefruit by telling him that it was packed with nutrients like Vitamin C. Then the singer from the 90s who no one actually remembers named Vitamin C came out and sang one of her songs and Tom and Paul were two happy giraffes and flew off to find girlfriends because they were lonely.