The Lexi Process of Getting Rid of Losers/Creepers/Miscellaneous Guys You Don't Want To Talk To

So, although I'm basically oblivious to flirting there's always that one guy I just don't want to be associated with that is practically (although occasionally literally) saying they are trying to flirt with you. Well, I have developed a fool proof process for someone you have only met recently or only talked to occasionally. Like Jennamarbles on Youtube has her face, along with several backup plans, I have my own process!

1. Be the nerdiest person on Earth: For some reason some guys are made nervous by nerdy girls, so something that I've seen work is naming unusual facts. Early, for example, I was talking to a guy, who actually said he was trying to flirt with me, and for everything he said, I had a fact, such as he used the phrase "etc." and I replied telling him it was a Latin phrase and what it means. A good place to learn unusual facts is a website I'm always on called omg-facts.com
   Warning: Being nerdy does not work for super nerdy guys!
2. Be overly enthusiastic about EVERYTHING: When I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. If you're breathing be enthusiastic about the oxygen! If you're listening to music, every song is your favorite song! You have to seem crazy about how much you love everything.
3. Be clingy: If you just met this guy, there's no better way to get rid of them than being extremely clingy! "How many kids do you want?" "Oh my gosh I want two kids too! We must be soul mates!" (I don't actually want kids, that is just an example) other good topics are: what pet you two should get, where you should get married, and where you should live. in order for this to work though, you have to be REALLY enthusiastic.
4. Be dramatic: I mean like if they say you have pretty eyes, then say "what, that's all, I guess my nose is ugly!" or some random complaint
5. Be mean/blunt/sarcastic: This is almost a go to for me in general with everyone, I use it regularly. If it's on your mind about them, say it.
6. Use the Jennamarbles technique: She has the face, she has the various actions, I quite enjoy her technique. Hers is better in person. I like mine for over Facebook or text!