A Story For You

Once, in a land far far a way, much like that in the movie Shrek, there was a crazy lion that turned people into bananas. Which after they became bananas were covered in peanut butter and consumed by this horrible creature. One day in the land of Magicalopia the town's lizards were upset with the lion because they lost about 8 lizards in a week, and this was a small town. So the town's lizards created a plan, they were going to create a decoy lizard out of fish sticks and the decoy would be a distraction. After the lion was distracted by the fish stick lizard, the town's mayor, a unicorn, would stab the lion with his poison candy cane horn and kill him.
Finally it was time for the plan to begin, it was a dark cloudy day and the mountain the lion lived on looked evil. It was about three in the morning and most of the town was asleep except the mayor and his minions. They slowly hiked up the mountain and opened the cave. Two of the minions were sent in with the fish stick lizard to begin distracting, and within minutes of the beginning of the plan the lion was attacking the fish stick lizard.
After the lion had begun to consume the fish stick lizard, and clearly did not have a free hand with all the peanut butter he had to use, the mayor attacked. He ran towards the lion and stabbed him in the head, neck, and chest with his poison candy cane horn. In the end the lion was dead. And Magicalopia was free once again.
Moral of story: Never Eat Soggy Waffles