25 Would You Rather Questios Survey

So, because I have no life and need something to write about, I am going to post my responses to a survey (I'll put a link at the end)

25 Would You Rather Questions

1. Lick a frog or lick a one dollar bill? Well, I don't want to like a one dollar bill because it's obviously been in a stripper's bra, and I do not want to know what else it could have made contact with. At least the frog would be covered in natural bacteria. So I would rather lick the frog.
2. Be a nerd and have friends that love you or be popular and have friends that hate you? Popularity is for losers, of course I'd rather be a nerd with epically amazing friends!
3. Dye your hair pink or eat raw hamburger meat? Since I wouldn't trust the hamburger meat in any way, and I've already fried my hair with so many colors of dye, I'd obviously choose to dye my hair pink, I mean I've already had a pink underlayer and teal streaks
4. Go naked to school all day or fail a semester? These both seem awful. I don't know which would be worse. I guess since I do have the option of taking classes online if I do fail, then I'm probably better off failing a semester.
5. Have a nice nerdy boyfriend or have a hoot jerk boyfriend? Jerks like popularity, who wants that!? I would rather the nerd! I mean really, unless they were a pansy, then I'd rather not date.
6. Have swine flu or not be able to move for a year? Is this really a question, of course I'd rather have swine flu. I am far too ADHD for not being able to move!
7. Be a hobo or be in jail for a year? My dad's nickname from when he was a kid was hobo. I would rather be my dad.
8. Have a random one night stand or have to take a homeless man anywhere he wants to go for a year? I'd hang out with the homeless man! That would be great!
9. Wear overalls for a month or not take a shower for a month? They'd both be equally horrible. I guess I could accessorize the overalls better, and not have to deal with greasy hair.
10. Not be able to google or not be able to sleep for one day? I'd take the freaking 24 hour challenge of no sleep! I could do that!
11. Have to be on crutches to get around or have to kiss the grossest guy you know? I know some gross guys, I'd rather be on crutches.
12. Have to read a 500 page book in 1 day or have to do 500 pages of civics work in 1 day? I already read for fun, of course I'd rather read! I mean Ellen Hopkins and J.K. Rowling write 500 page books! That I can do!
13. Watch a marathon of mash or have to watch the food network all day and not eat? Not eat for a day... The horror! I'd rather watch the marathon of the show I know nothing about
14. Be in a movie or help the needy? The needy, movies cause fame, and fame doesn't seem like fun. There's no privacy, and I'm actually quite private.
15. Build a house or eat a worm? Can I cook the worm? Or at least kill it? Who am I kidding, I'd rather eat the worm, I'm far to lazy to build a house.
16. Create a survey or create a poll? Am I seriously getting this as a question? I guess the poll because it's a matter of asking a multiple choice question.
17. Not be able to talk to the opposite sex for a year or be in your room for a year? Since I already prefer to stay in my room most of the time, I'd probably prefer to be stuck in my room.
18. Not able to watch tv or not able to listen to music? I barely watch TV as it is! I'd rather lose my TV.
19. Have to drink orange soda for the rest of your life or just eat pasta for the rest of your life? Since I don't really like pasta, I'd rather the soda, although I hope I'd be able to drink water every so often.
20. Go to college or go to the marines? Obviously I'd be better off in college. I'd pick that.
21. Get married or have a baby? Can I just say neither? No? I'd rather get married. No offense to those of you who love children, but I'm not a kid person.
22. Launch a website or be a CEO of a company? I'd rather be working on a website, it seems like more fun.
23. Not be able to watch your favorite movie or not be able to watch your favorite show? I'd probably choose not watching my favorite movie.
24. Be able to play an instrument or be a star for nothing? I'd rather be able to play an instrument, I like my privacy.
25. Not be able to eat chocolate or not be able to drink coke? I love chocolate, I can easily live without coke. I would definitely keep the chocolate. I am a girl, chocolate is good. Chocolate is beautiful.

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