Finally, I Have Seen Harry Potter

It may seem a shock to you. but before today, I had never seen Harry Potter, although I had read enough My Life Is Average to understand the jokes, I had never seen it. So this lovely day I finally looked, and I must say, it was fantastic. I laughed when my friend (who is a complete Twitard) said she didn't like it, She and I are complete opposites, she's pink, I am most definitely not, she's girly, not me, she is boy OBSESSED, I am not. She is my dear friend Maddox, and she is like my sister, I call her my sister, and my parents even consider her a second daughter. But anyways, back on topic. I have to say, I definitely prefer Harry Potter to Twilight, Harry Potter is about these kids actually doing something and accomplishing something, they're productive. Twilight is about sitting around and letting your "vampire" boyfriend do all the work. I mean really, he lives in the woods, he sparkles, how can he possibly be a vampire. Also, to put reality into this, although Harry Potter isn't any more realistic than Twilight, Twilight is just ridiculous, all of the stories about vampires disprove Twilight being about vampires, for one they're dead, therefore they cannot reproduce, eat other's food, or basically any of the other stuff involved.
So a message to Stephanie Meyers:
Please, discontinue writing, I mean seriously. It's not right.
Now, I cannot say Harry Potter is any more realistic but at least it has strong leading characters and a more positive message, I mean really. And also, has anyone else ever read My Life Is Twilight, it's just sad "Today, I realized my hair is brown like Bella's. MLIT" If you are submitting posts that are pro-twilight to that website, then you need to be placed in front of a computer with My Life Is Average in order to fix everything wrong with you. You will learn the way.
Now, since I've been ranting for far too long, I say good day.