Taking a lesson from me in tolerance is like taking a driving lesson from Hellen Keller.
Horrible idea.
So, I'm obviously not telling you about how to be tolerant or how tolerant I am. I'm more just saying how the world needs to grow a brain. Then, and maybe then, I'll be able to speak to someone. For now, I just suck royally at communication. Not that I can't talk about anything, more that I hate listening to minuscule problems that in reality, don't matter.
Obviously, I don't like listening to people and their problems. Believe me, I'm not an advice column, although my friend seems to think that's what I am.
I hate listening to relationship problems most of all. I'm not a relationship person, I don't have anything to help you, I don't like to hear about it, so why of all people would a person come to me for relationship advice. Really. I'm not sympathetic at all, chances are what you'll get from me is some sarcastic answer. People seem to think I'm funny, but in reality I'm actually pretty mean. I guess sarcasm really is the way to insult idiots without them noticing.
Horrible idea.
So, I'm obviously not telling you about how to be tolerant or how tolerant I am. I'm more just saying how the world needs to grow a brain. Then, and maybe then, I'll be able to speak to someone. For now, I just suck royally at communication. Not that I can't talk about anything, more that I hate listening to minuscule problems that in reality, don't matter.
Obviously, I don't like listening to people and their problems. Believe me, I'm not an advice column, although my friend seems to think that's what I am.
I hate listening to relationship problems most of all. I'm not a relationship person, I don't have anything to help you, I don't like to hear about it, so why of all people would a person come to me for relationship advice. Really. I'm not sympathetic at all, chances are what you'll get from me is some sarcastic answer. People seem to think I'm funny, but in reality I'm actually pretty mean. I guess sarcasm really is the way to insult idiots without them noticing.
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