So, I'm sure I'm going to anger someone by this post but I'm going to make a list of complaints for pop music.
Also, why must steroids be illegal for athletes but a singer can autotune all they want.
My friend who listens to a lot of pop doesn't think anyone can really sing well anymore because they all use autotune. I'm sorry but when it gets to that point it's a little pathetic. I really hate autotune, and I want to drag her to my school and make her listen to the people in chorus because they can sing for sure. My choir isn't even an audition choir and we're by far better if you ask me. Especially since if you listen to a live Katy Perry performance she's so off tune it's scary.
- When did "lalalalala" become an emotion?
- How do you set fire to the rain?
- If you're telling her one time why are you telling her 27 times in one song?
- If someone is going to throw a grenade at her, then what made you think it was wise to be around her?
- Did you ever read Romeo & Juliet? Obviously you don't know how it ended.
- Why are fireworks shooting out of your boobs? I'm a bit disturbed by this...
- Really woman, he broke up with you, stop complaining, the sooner you get over him, the better!
- Maybe you shouldn't have let him get away... Don't sing complaining about it!
- Obviously no one listening to the crap you people are putting out is going to know who Mick Jagger is.
- Adele, once again, please, stop complaining, I'm sure there's a better guy.
- Stop that horrible song please, all of the people singing are usually not very sexy.
Also, why must steroids be illegal for athletes but a singer can autotune all they want.
My friend who listens to a lot of pop doesn't think anyone can really sing well anymore because they all use autotune. I'm sorry but when it gets to that point it's a little pathetic. I really hate autotune, and I want to drag her to my school and make her listen to the people in chorus because they can sing for sure. My choir isn't even an audition choir and we're by far better if you ask me. Especially since if you listen to a live Katy Perry performance she's so off tune it's scary.
Am I the friend?
ReplyDeleteLexi, get off your fucking high horse. The screamo/emo shit you more than likely listen to probably has less value than all of these songs you're referring to, and definitely has less than Taylor Swift's music (like the Romeo and Juliet song you ever so kindly referred to). It's about love. Bottom line: your music taste is awful, and you're not a good writer.
ReplyDeleteWhy hello Coleton, aren't you a lovely human being. I can't believe you actually are lashing out at me on my blog, I mean really, you must be so gutsy to write an anonymous comment. I mean if you want to mess with me you could say it to my face, but no, you're Mr. Man, you are so cool, you go on my blog and write an anonymous comment telling me I'm not cool, in all honesty I don't care what you say. Wimp.
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